Intersting fates about Chuck Norris

here are some intersting fates about him.

FATE 1- When Chuck Norris falls in the water, he does not get wet, water gets Chuck Norris

FATE 2- Chuck Norris ran around the world twice in 16 seconds to punch his own back

FATE 3- Chuck Norris don't sleep, he waits.

FATE 4- Chuck Norris does not retreats, he attacks the other side

FATE 5- Chuck Norris is black and white at the same time

FATE6- Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father

to be continued...